[Nor is Sirius going to think about years and dates &c. But he is still going to call Harry a baby, thank you, because not only is he of a young and tender birthdate, but he clearly hasn't lived. At all. Or well, he's lived in all of the wrong ways and it's up to them to change that round. It's their duty.]

Seeker. I can't believe any progeny of yours is coordinated enough to be a Seeker, I have to see this-- we'll get a pitch together and we'll look for brooms. Make a note, Potter. That's our new mission. That or we can just ask for brooms for Space Christmas. Now d'you think Evans will play as a Beater with me, she seems predisposed for that...