You absolutely do, you horrible man. In any case-- I follow the same cycle I would have at home, as do all the others. It's a bit confusing, but we've got it covered. Sort of. And there are werewolves beyond our little pack-- this man Josh is one, he's quite nice. But James-- god, they're so proud of being werewolves, they really are. It's not a curse; it's a gift.

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They were horrified to hear of what happened to me. Even Derek's uncle-- he's not-- Derek doesn't like him, apparently he's bad news, but even he was horrified. It's nearly tantamount to child abuse, being changed without asking permission first.