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What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-
[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]
Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?
Wait, no, this is my bloody-
[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]
no subject
the nerve of him
i am good enough to keep him company and this is what i get
he seriously needs a very sharp reminder very soon
immediately
we must stage an intervention & i think i know how