INBOX Ж

[heorot]

What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-

[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]

Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?

Wait, no, this is my bloody-

[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]

Comments

[heorot]

4. a rose? sirius, I'm touched! you really shouldn't have and no I'm still not doing your wash.

but you are indeed a wonderful little man.

how'd you figure all these out anyway?

[doggedly]

1. yes but you always think yourself clever potter thats your trouble. well one of your troubles. i mean i love you anyways mate im saying this all as a friend.
2. i will quest to find you decent tea prongs. i will make that my solemn mission. do you accept.
3. that is exactly why i have been working tirelessly to become good mates with the people that control spacejail and my efforts have not been in vain. i will never be locked up and i have endless alcohol and now you are here to say well done sirius
which you can say any time you like by the way

[doggedly]

4. you will do my wash yet just you wait & i worked them out because i am brilliantly clever

OBVIOUSLY

[doggedly]

ps: are you trying to get me to get you drunk potter

[heorot]

1. I always think I'm clever because I always am quite clever. but I appreciate your honesty and I'm glad I can count on you to tell me how it is. except when you're wrong. but that tends to be rare occasions and that's why we have moony so it's really quite alright.
2. I accept, but do you really think this is a possible mission for you? I shudder to think of the danger you may face on my behalf.
3. wait is that who that lady was from the network? is that why I'm supposed to like her despite not actually knowing anything about her?

[heorot]

4. I will wait and I'll end up waiting forever because it is never going to happen.

[heorot]

ps: I don't need you to get me drunk more so I would like to enjoy the company of my best mates while possibly also being intoxicated. is that really so much to ask?

[heorot]

pss: well done sirius

:)

[doggedly]

1. well lets ask remus if youre clever and see what he says :)
2. you know i would do anything for you my darling. no danger is too great. not for your wishes and whims and tea. i love you i love you i love you
3. & yes thats her! TYKE she is brilliant. stoic. very young mcgonagall but much better actually. we like her. treat her well. but also edgeworth who i will introduce you to he is a tit but we like him too
4. WE WILL SEE POTTER

[doggedly]

ps you only had to ask









pss: you charmer ;)

[heorot]

1. remus is annoyed with me his opinion is invalid.
2. sometimes I get self conscious and need to be reminded!!!!
3. young mcgonagall? you know I can kind of see it. you'll put me in her good graces yeah?
4. YES WE WILL

[heorot]

ps. I did ask.













pss: just for you darling ;)

[doggedly]

1. when is remus NOT annoyed with us
2. shall i get your name tattooed over my heart will that suffice or would you just prefer the tea. perhaps a tattoo of tea with your name written across it?
3. you will have to get yourself in her good graces my son i cannot do your work for you. i mean i will put in a good word for you but the legwork must be done by you and you alone. she has dogs be nice to her dogs that will help.

[doggedly]

ps + pss: come here now and i will ply you w/ liquor my turtledove

[heorot]

1. very good point.
2. can I have the tea and the tattoo with my name over the tea? plus it has to match the other tattoos of me you have.
3. oh good I love dogs. I'm great with dogs.

[ GET IT PADFOOT, GET IT. THAT'S ANOTHER DOG JOKE. AHAHAHAHA ]

[heorot]

patience my darling, I'm getting on the lifts now.

[doggedly]

2. yes to the named tea tattoo & you should know that i would only get matching tattoos i mean honestly who do you think you are talking to
3. you think youre funny but youre not

[doggedly]

actually running against walls in anticipation just ask remus

[heorot]

2. sometimes I just need to make sure we're both on the same page here.
3. I actually think I'm quite hilarious. :)

[heorot]

knocking on the door now!

[ wait do we actually wanna log this out? ]