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What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-
[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]
Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?
Wait, no, this is my bloody-
[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]
text;
look you are being an idiot
you are thinking much too hard and you know what happens when you attempt real thought
boiling over like a shit cauldron! we cant have that
if it happens the way it happened at hogwarts where one day evans wakes up and decides she might actually be able to see past your humongous head and inflated ego then it happens that way
and if it happens because she looks up from her mushy spacemeal one day and sees you standing dashingly across the room eating your mushy spacemeal then it happens that way
if she hated you then shed not talk to you but she is talking to you and she does talk to you and she doesnt hex you or throw books at you so already your record has improved
and if she lets some weird mad future stop her from getting together with you then shes not worth it anyways
but shes clever so she wont
because youre actually secretly brilliant? and there was something that made her wake up and see that right