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What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-
[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]
Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?
Wait, no, this is my bloody-
[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]
text;
[ he really is just teasing at this point. ]
I'm sorry I missed that duel, though
must have been the duel of the ages
why would I tell him off? if anything I'd warn him to watch his back
he could have if you wanted him to
I wouldn't have minded
he might've the older he got but isn't that the point of parents?
to give their kids ridiculous names?
I will choose to be flattered and I will keep this memory in mind for the rest of my life
so when we do get married and have little Harry I will bring this up
and you can't back down from it since you already agreed