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What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-
[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]
Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?
Wait, no, this is my bloody-
[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]
no subject
though this brunhilda of yours sounds charming!
and wonderfully stressful for our poor sweet remus
and I am offended that you would think I would steal her from you
I have my own things to worry about I am not yet at a place to take care of another animal
but I would be honored to meet your brunhilda
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i think youve proved yourself
i will allow you to meet brunhilda and you can help me devise ways to get remus to love her as well
unless you think remus would steal her from me
he wouldnt
would he
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but yes magnificent I approve of this plan
we will finagle brunhilda into his heart
no no
stealing her I'm sure is not something moony would do
if anything he knows how important she is to you he wouldn't do that
no subject
if theres anyone i can trust in this matter it is you
james potter
master of the ❤
are you ready to meet her now she is very feisty today
no subject
ahh, see, I like how that sounds.
I should get a plaque with that
oh goodness and I haven't even met her yet this is already going well
no subject
that will serve you far better
"master of the ❤ & the most trustworthy person you know"
you will go far in life
she is going to love you
and by love i mean BITE
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you are so very right, a badge will serve my needs
moony will no longer be able to hold his prefect status above us all
I'm excited just thinking about it.
where shall I meet you?
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are you suggesting that masters of hearts outrank prefects?
lounge on the 4th level
hurry up she usually falls asleep around now