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What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-
[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]
Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?
Wait, no, this is my bloody-
[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]
YOU'RE A GODSEND
I'm being scolded by the man in question this very moment.
apparently my texts are so interesting that your responses are bothering his reading?
but worry not
we will find some way to remind him how to have fun.
I'm sure we can come up with something