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[heorot]

What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-

[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]

Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?

Wait, no, this is my bloody-

[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]

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[doggedly]

:(

YOU'RE A GODSEND

[heorot]

you know. it's funny you mention that.
I'm being scolded by the man in question this very moment.
apparently my texts are so interesting that your responses are bothering his reading?

but worry not
we will find some way to remind him how to have fun.
I'm sure we can come up with something

[heorot]

:)

[doggedly]

WHAT
the nerve of him
i am good enough to keep him company and this is what i get


he seriously needs a very sharp reminder very soon
immediately
we must stage an intervention & i think i know how

[doggedly]

>:)

[heorot]

he sounds downright ungrateful, if you ask me.
anyone graced with your company should feel honored.

[ a.k.a. sirius i'm in my room and bored help ]

yes indeed immediately sounds like a perfect time.
care to share with the class, padfoot?

[heorot]

o:

[doggedly]

i couldnt agree more mr potter
perhaps you ought to come over here so we can remind him how honoured he should be


and while youre here we can discuss how to fix this moony weve got
what do you say

[doggedly]

>:D

[heorot]

I'm on my way this exact minute, mr. black.
should be there in two minutes, tops.

[ if he doesn't get lost, of course. ]

sounds like the best plan I've heard all day
because I would much rather fix him, finding a new moony would be tedious.
I quite like the one we've got.

[heorot]

>;D

[doggedly]

yes agreed
i mean weve spent all this time training this one up it would be such a waste to have to REtrain

just needs a few minor adjustments
but i shall prepare the room for your arrival
beer or whiskey or tea (it is shit tea fair warning)

[doggedly]

>8D

[heorot]

your training stuck so I don't see why his won't.
maybe he just needs a reminder. a crash course in how to be a marauder.

why would you even offer me shit tea padfoot
I'm actually offended

[heorot]

:/

[heorot]

also where did you find beer and whiskey I mean really

[doggedly]

1. are you implying that i needed training to be a marauder when i think the name MARAUDERS was in fact my idea
2. i was being a good host shit tea and all
3. i found beer & whiskey because I HAVE MY SOURCES

[doggedly]

4. c:

[heorot]

1. actually no I was implying you need training in general and making a very vague dog joke that apparently went over your head
2. shit tea immediately means shit host you should know that by now
3. I will only be okay with these sources if they mean we can get more and they don't put you in muggle jail. again.


4. :)

[doggedly]

1. that isnt a joke thats why i ignored it thats just rude comments you great hulking rude deer
2. BEER AND WHISKEY i didnt think youd give a damn about the tea either way
3. you know full well that was YOUR FAULT so i dont know why youre being snarky about it but yes no they give me beer and whiskey whenever i like thank you


4. @>-->--
look how nice i am now you can send flowers to evans ooh sirius you are the best why thank you james oooh sirius i must repay you oh no i couldnt possibly well if you insist potter yes you can do my wash for me for three weeks straight you wonderful little man you

[heorot]

1. if you were ignoring it you wouldn't have mentioned it at all and I actually think it was quite clever thank you.
2. okay valid point but you should know dangling tea in front of a man just to take it away is a special kind of torture, alcohol or no.
3. I know it was my fault but you still ended up in jail and I'm simply worried for your state of being. space jail is probably much worse and therefore much more difficult on my part to break you out.

when you say whenever you like...what's the catch?

[heorot]

4. a rose? sirius, I'm touched! you really shouldn't have and no I'm still not doing your wash.

but you are indeed a wonderful little man.

how'd you figure all these out anyway?

[doggedly]

1. yes but you always think yourself clever potter thats your trouble. well one of your troubles. i mean i love you anyways mate im saying this all as a friend.
2. i will quest to find you decent tea prongs. i will make that my solemn mission. do you accept.
3. that is exactly why i have been working tirelessly to become good mates with the people that control spacejail and my efforts have not been in vain. i will never be locked up and i have endless alcohol and now you are here to say well done sirius
which you can say any time you like by the way

[doggedly]

4. you will do my wash yet just you wait & i worked them out because i am brilliantly clever

OBVIOUSLY

[doggedly]

ps: are you trying to get me to get you drunk potter