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What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-

[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]

Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?

Wait, no, this is my bloody-

[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]

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also where did you find beer and whiskey I mean really

1. are you implying that i needed training to be a marauder when i think the name MARAUDERS was in fact my idea
2. i was being a good host shit tea and all
3. i found beer & whiskey because I HAVE MY SOURCES

4. c:

1. actually no I was implying you need training in general and making a very vague dog joke that apparently went over your head
2. shit tea immediately means shit host you should know that by now
3. I will only be okay with these sources if they mean we can get more and they don't put you in muggle jail. again.

4. :)

1. that isnt a joke thats why i ignored it thats just rude comments you great hulking rude deer
2. BEER AND WHISKEY i didnt think youd give a damn about the tea either way
3. you know full well that was YOUR FAULT so i dont know why youre being snarky about it but yes no they give me beer and whiskey whenever i like thank you

4. @>-->--
look how nice i am now you can send flowers to evans ooh sirius you are the best why thank you james oooh sirius i must repay you oh no i couldnt possibly well if you insist potter yes you can do my wash for me for three weeks straight you wonderful little man you

1. if you were ignoring it you wouldn't have mentioned it at all and I actually think it was quite clever thank you.
2. okay valid point but you should know dangling tea in front of a man just to take it away is a special kind of torture, alcohol or no.
3. I know it was my fault but you still ended up in jail and I'm simply worried for your state of being. space jail is probably much worse and therefore much more difficult on my part to break you out.

when you say whenever you like...what's the catch?

4. a rose? sirius, I'm touched! you really shouldn't have and no I'm still not doing your wash.

but you are indeed a wonderful little man.

how'd you figure all these out anyway?

1. yes but you always think yourself clever potter thats your trouble. well one of your troubles. i mean i love you anyways mate im saying this all as a friend.
2. i will quest to find you decent tea prongs. i will make that my solemn mission. do you accept.
3. that is exactly why i have been working tirelessly to become good mates with the people that control spacejail and my efforts have not been in vain. i will never be locked up and i have endless alcohol and now you are here to say well done sirius
which you can say any time you like by the way

4. you will do my wash yet just you wait & i worked them out because i am brilliantly clever

OBVIOUSLY

ps: are you trying to get me to get you drunk potter

1. I always think I'm clever because I always am quite clever. but I appreciate your honesty and I'm glad I can count on you to tell me how it is. except when you're wrong. but that tends to be rare occasions and that's why we have moony so it's really quite alright.
2. I accept, but do you really think this is a possible mission for you? I shudder to think of the danger you may face on my behalf.
3. wait is that who that lady was from the network? is that why I'm supposed to like her despite not actually knowing anything about her?

4. I will wait and I'll end up waiting forever because it is never going to happen.

ps: I don't need you to get me drunk more so I would like to enjoy the company of my best mates while possibly also being intoxicated. is that really so much to ask?

pss: well done sirius

:)

1. well lets ask remus if youre clever and see what he says :)
2. you know i would do anything for you my darling. no danger is too great. not for your wishes and whims and tea. i love you i love you i love you
3. & yes thats her! TYKE she is brilliant. stoic. very young mcgonagall but much better actually. we like her. treat her well. but also edgeworth who i will introduce you to he is a tit but we like him too
4. WE WILL SEE POTTER

ps you only had to ask

pss: you charmer ;)

1. remus is annoyed with me his opinion is invalid.
2. sometimes I get self conscious and need to be reminded!!!!
3. young mcgonagall? you know I can kind of see it. you'll put me in her good graces yeah?
4. YES WE WILL

ps. I did ask.

pss: just for you darling ;)

1. when is remus NOT annoyed with us
2. shall i get your name tattooed over my heart will that suffice or would you just prefer the tea. perhaps a tattoo of tea with your name written across it?
3. you will have to get yourself in her good graces my son i cannot do your work for you. i mean i will put in a good word for you but the legwork must be done by you and you alone. she has dogs be nice to her dogs that will help.

ps + pss: come here now and i will ply you w/ liquor my turtledove

1. very good point.
2. can I have the tea and the tattoo with my name over the tea? plus it has to match the other tattoos of me you have.
3. oh good I love dogs. I'm great with dogs.

[ GET IT PADFOOT, GET IT. THAT'S ANOTHER DOG JOKE. AHAHAHAHA ]

patience my darling, I'm getting on the lifts now.

2. yes to the named tea tattoo & you should know that i would only get matching tattoos i mean honestly who do you think you are talking to
3. you think youre funny but youre not

actually running against walls in anticipation just ask remus

2. sometimes I just need to make sure we're both on the same page here.
3. I actually think I'm quite hilarious. :)

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