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[heorot]

What's this? Why'd you call it- no, Sirius, stop I-

[ there's a pause, sounds of a struggle and what could probably pass as a triumphant laugh. ]

Right! Name's James Potter. 'pparently you can leave things here for me to read later? Brilliant.
Uh, what am I even supposed to say?

Wait, no, this is my bloody-

[ and the feed is cut off. blame sirius. ]

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then his hand gets tired so texting is done FOR NOW............

[doggedly]

hi prongs

KJSDFGLKSJDHLFSJD PADFOOT OMG 1/???

[heorot]

what are those things?

[heorot]

wait

[heorot]

are those

[heorot]

smiles??????

someone teach this kid where the shift key is seriously

[heorot]

:)

okay done.

[heorot]

hi padfoot.

but how will they match if he learns the shift key?!

[doggedly]

oh how clever you are, how quickly you learn
also you can do sad ones

:(
:( :( :( :( :(

i send these to moony when he disappoints me WHICH is often

but he'll never match if he can't shift too!!!!!

[heorot]

what can I say? I have a wonderful teacher.

[heorot]

not OUR moony, I hope.

[heorot]

:(

FINE teaches him i guess if only so he looks LESS STUPID

[doggedly]

what do you think

:(

its tragic james after all the trouble we went to with his upbringing
and this is what we get
scoldings :(
a lack of participation :(
frowns :( :(

[doggedly]

:(

YOU'RE A GODSEND

[heorot]

you know. it's funny you mention that.
I'm being scolded by the man in question this very moment.
apparently my texts are so interesting that your responses are bothering his reading?

but worry not
we will find some way to remind him how to have fun.
I'm sure we can come up with something

[heorot]

:)

[doggedly]

WHAT
the nerve of him
i am good enough to keep him company and this is what i get


he seriously needs a very sharp reminder very soon
immediately
we must stage an intervention & i think i know how

[doggedly]

>:)

[heorot]

he sounds downright ungrateful, if you ask me.
anyone graced with your company should feel honored.

[ a.k.a. sirius i'm in my room and bored help ]

yes indeed immediately sounds like a perfect time.
care to share with the class, padfoot?

[heorot]

o:

[doggedly]

i couldnt agree more mr potter
perhaps you ought to come over here so we can remind him how honoured he should be


and while youre here we can discuss how to fix this moony weve got
what do you say

[doggedly]

>:D

[heorot]

I'm on my way this exact minute, mr. black.
should be there in two minutes, tops.

[ if he doesn't get lost, of course. ]

sounds like the best plan I've heard all day
because I would much rather fix him, finding a new moony would be tedious.
I quite like the one we've got.

[heorot]

>;D

[doggedly]

yes agreed
i mean weve spent all this time training this one up it would be such a waste to have to REtrain

just needs a few minor adjustments
but i shall prepare the room for your arrival
beer or whiskey or tea (it is shit tea fair warning)

[doggedly]

>8D